I'm bored and so I'm going to rant. And I shall rant by creating an "imaginary" list of friends in my life.

1. Marshall Lim - This bubbly character holds computers as his trump card. Able to get through anything to do with computers, his overconfidence caused him to lose 50 dollars to Joe Black. A nice guy overall, and quite a perfectionist when it comes to neatness... most of the time.

2. Joe Black - His friends always said he was born in water. The over exposure to chlorine has caused him to be a dwarf and also his sweat displaces Iodine. Very talkative, sometimes rather dumb, but cares about his close friends.

3. Hank Musclebro - Skinny ol Hank one day decided to hit the gym, and in his act of violence became very buff. I don't know much about ol Hank these days, but hope to catch up with him. Nice guy, but sometimes not confident in himself... Rather easily influenced by others.

4. Freddy O'Donald - The ever unique Freddy is always coming up with ways to entertain the masses, intentionally or not. Sometimes gets pushed around due to his small size. Great guy who means well and a definite keeper for Fantasy Friend teams.

5. Jane Austen - After the famous author, but this Ms Austen doesn't exactly ring Pride and Prejudice. She's skinny, sensitive, and friends sometimes call her Rudolph, after the reindeer. A nice girl, Jane strives hard to get what she wants.

6. Michelle Tan - A very nice girl, good looking too. She has a lot of ambition and does well. A tad pampered at times but that has its pros and cons too. Michelle will be there for you when you need her... but tends to disappear at other times.

7. Polly Pierce - Polly. The over achiever, the typical career lady. She seems to strive for independence, perhaps too much at times, but is still a normal cute girl at heart. Polly is smart and educated, and values her friends largely.

8. Big Bird - He appears to me in my sleep and tells me what to do. His advice has paid off most of the time, but I don't know much about his personal life.

One of the 8 friends don't exist. guess which.