well I finally found a video of this scene from along came polly which really tickled my insides.
Anyway don't have much to post about for today, except that my chemistry is really bad. and. OH DEAR I HAVE CHINESE HMWK TO DO! Right. I bought a Zildjian Avedis 16' Fast Crash on Friday. I don't think the world really needs pics because that's rather pointless and I'm sure google will help you out there.

Today is SCOOBY's BIRTHDAY!!!

Recently, I stumbled (or rather visited) a friend's blog, only to discover truly amazing posts rather worthy of this century's limited net space. Not only did his posts invite humour, they were coupled with flamboyant graphical representations (known to the masses as pictures), which truly brought out the genius in it. Anyway, while being absolutely dazzled by this sudden, stunning source of inspiration, I was well inspired. Hence, I shall now address an issue very very relevant and real to all of us in present-day now: Spoiling.

With the release of the latest edition of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, several friends and classmates of mine have been going around like death eaters, spoiling the book for readers worldwide. While this act of mischief advocates no true punishment, I do feel that such acts should be prohibited. Thankfully I am neither faint-hearted or pregnant, or the n number of people who have attempted to spoil it for me would still be alive. I believe the class learned today that Avada Kadavra wasn't the only way to kill someone.

What the youthful don't understand is the underlying principle of reading a book. A book is meant to impart knowledge and give the reader euphoria. As such, spoiling a book for a dedicated reader realistically results in consequences similar to depriving one of either drugs, his/her mother, or Lam Peng Kwan's Biology, A Course for 'O' Level. (readers who do not want to have R.K. Narayan's The English Teacher but are interested in doing so are strongly advised to blink repeatedly while scrolling down) For instance, one day I walk up to my classmate Justin. Now knowing that Justin has not read the book I decide to spoil it for him. The conversation would proceed as follows. Justin indicated by Juice and Me by mac

mac: whats up. Rk Narayan died. you're screwed for lit. Oh by the way Krishna is Indian and the book reverts between calling him Krishna (brit version) and Krishnan (American)

Juice: NOOOOO!!! Where's Sidhant I'm gonna spoil Harry Potter for him.

Dear readers do you know what this means? It means that every time someone spoils a book, that person is going to spoil a book for someone else. Which ultimately leads me to conclude that once upon a time in a galaxy far far away, some IDIOT spoiled the first ever interesting book, leading to the repercussions our generation now faces. As to who that certain bumbling bumble bee was, I leave you to ponder.

And that concludes my discussion for the day. On a less important note, I just realised that I'm in some way breaking a rule of some sort. A logo on my Biology textbook says "approved by ministry of education, for use from 2001-2005". The book, being my sister's originally, was used by her from 2003-2004. However, I started my secondary 3 only in 2006, which essentially implies that I'm using a non-MOE approved book. Oh dear.

right first things first. Sidhant is sad because he didn't get cast as Harry Potter despite his vast knowledge of wizardry and magic. He has the lightning scar, he lives in a closet under the stairs, his uncle is Serious(Lee) Black, and he likes Parvati Patil. Unfortunately, I believe he wasn't casted simply due to his height and refusal to be paid in cash (he wanted prata payments).

Ok live update right now, second of the day. Well I was about to do some complaining but I shan't. Instead I shall be optimistic, because at long last the summer league is starting tmr. Right I haven't done any studying whatsoever since I got home. So what shall I talk about. Oh here's an idea. I shall now review Die Hard 4.0, a show which I have not watched and have no clue what the plot is etcetc. Do note I have not watched any previous Die hards either.

Die Hard 4.0 is an excellent show to watch. Directed by the director of die hard 4.0, die hard 4.0 stars Bruce Willis (die hard 1, die hard 2, die hard3, die hard with a vengeance). Amidst all the action and drama, die hard 4 has an extremely interesting plot. This guy (Willis) is faced with a problem when bad guy (Evil dude #1) decides to do something bad. Throughout the show, Willis overcomes hard stuff and life threatening scenarios, eventually coming out unexpectedly victorious. As for the action, one can only call it top notch. My favorite scene was one with guns. The director skillfully manipulated the scene such that Willis, although being outnumbered, wins and manages to escape, due to his craftiness and skill with a firearm. As such, I recommend Die Hard 4.0 as the movie of July.

And if that didn't satisfy you then I really don't know what will. Please Feedback what more you'd like me to do on the blog... Yes I do go to crazy extents. I read some of my old posts (my blogs coming to a year old), and realized that I never continued with the Wang Jun say slogans. So I shall revive that practice. Wang Jun say, "If the kettle is not hot, you will shiver when you bathe"

Well well apparently my humorous BUT educational post has made some readers upset that not enough EMO is being produced. Very well then but do know dear readers that I am under obligation to an extremely strict code of the blogosphere; that being the need to please readers. Hence, under no circumstance am I taking responsibility for the following post.
EMO POST ALPHA
I am sick and tired of this miserable life. I keep thinking WHY WHY was I forced into this world, into this realm of stress and sadness. And by who's force are we obligated to subject ourselves to this society, ruled by the rich. Where is the concern for the poor and all. As for you, you make me sick. Everytime I see you and think of the past it makes me wanna puke all over. To think that all this time you were playing me, toying with me like a cat chasing a ball. And

Interruption: Dreadfully sorry I just can't do this. my talent lies not in emo posting but if you do want to go for angst I can recommend a few blogs, for starters try "http://thirteen-hourdrive.blogspot.com". The posts there are rather substantial, filled with emo and genuine girly tears. But it does provide a great inspiration to continue living like the donkeys that we are.

Anyway today was a pretty good day. Except for physics prac, which frustrated me so. Firstly, I couldn't get my ruler to balance on the knife-edge, and secondly after my experiment my results were screwed so I told my teacher and woopdeedoo one of my batterys was weak. And hence my robotic brain couldn't function. Har. No I mean the apparatus. Then err geog was ok, but rather ... stone as usual. Maths was a conversation, recess was a good view, Maths was a conversation, Best chinese lesson yet cos we watched some movie called "world without thieves" and I was actually sad that the bell rang when it did. cos i wanna watch someore. And we can only do that after chinese o Listening Compre, which MEANS them stupid GIBS will be there. GRrr. May go and play ball later. Till then

I was going to post something. I forgot what. HMMM... Oh. okay.

A quick happy birthday to mil (for yesterday).


Chinese O's oral was yesterday, err it was alright. But I'm not exactly as smooth as Confucius with the language of the middle kingdom. I am very much so missing the NBA... games and stuff. Just sitting around in the offseason waiting for stuff to happen is soooo boring. Its like I'm checking the news and stuff at least 10x a day. And half the time there's no update, 1/4 of the time its just a new post but on the same topic. Yi Jian Lian is creating such a fuss tsk tsk don't think it reflects very well. I'm not sure whether it truly is a personal "me no likey bucks" thing but yup. I know. I shall do a quick random post on the art of cyclops-slaying.

CYCLOPS SLAYING 101
Now, have you ever been in a situation where you're facing a big ol cyclops and have no idea what to do? If you have, this is the post for YOU. That's right, in 5 easy steps, you can become as good in killing cyclops(es) as Hercules, Magneto and even Ash Ketchum. Only unlike them, you don't need savage strength, marvel mutations or pokey pikachus. All it takes is the will, determination, and a little fairy dust.

What you need:
-will
-determination
-fairy dust
-monster rope
-bulldozer, equipped with "cyclops radar 2007"
-Snacks (cyclops take awhile to die, you may get hungry)
-Evil Duck Whistle
*note: all above items sold here at thisisanotherangstyblog (GSS promo 20% discount storewide)


Step 1: When facing a cyclops, the most important thing to remember is that it does not have eyes on the back of its head. In fact, it does not have eyes at all, only one eye. Firstly, run to the back of the cyclops and using the monster rope, lasso the cyclops' neck.

Step 2: Attach the other end of the rope to your bulldozer, and using the cyclops radar 2007, locate other cyclops.

Step 3: Drag the cyclops to other cyclops till you gather at least 3 of them

Step 4: Watch and laugh as they all go blind and their eyes drop out. Because, there are no "eyes" in teamwork.

Step 5: Using your duck whistle, summon your evil multitude of ducks; cyclops' worst enemy, and feel proud because YOU HAVE BEATEN YOUR FIRST CYCLOPS.

Join me nextime, as we go take down... something or other. PLEASE TAG TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR NEW GAINED KNOWLEDGE. Cos ya know ack-knowledge