Err yes my blog skin does not show post titles so anyway this one's bout Internet English. Ok so Michael what exactly is this good "internet" english you speak of, and why is it so important? Oh wait. You know what?

http://www.bloggerskills.com/the-quality-of-your-language-reflects-back-on-your-blog/

Case closed. thanks bloggerskills.com for saving me the trouble of proving the need for good language. Err now blogger beta has spelling checks, for example now they're red-underlining my "english" next to "you speak" because English is supposed to start with a capital "E". Right so that should help your spelling. Note for the all the below stuff mentioned applies to EVERYTHING internet with the minor exception of private, messenger chatting. In which you may break the rules of proper capitalnessyness, and complete sentences.

What you can and cannot do:

• i (I) as in "I love you". This one's basically the whole thing on proper use of capital letters yea as long as you have a ratio of 3:1 correct to incorrect 'proper-capital-nessthingthing' you're good to go
• u. NEVER EVER USE 'u'. u know why? bcos oncE u use 'u' u get tmptd 2 typ3 l13k +h15
• Try not to caps lock too much unless you're really ... funny.
• Never under any circumstance unless like mocking people or using as a satire thing thing whatever alternate your caps and non caps. And use numbers in place of complete words or letters. Let me give an example. "+hE qUiCk bR0Wn fOx JUmP3d 0v3R ThE lAZy dOg"
• Try to speak in complete sentences
• If you make a typo, try to correct it as much as you can, meaning type the phrase out and not just the word. Correct typos as often as possible.

Ok that's all from me for now

I'm Gonna watch happy feet!!! YAY!!! Yea this morning I woke up and I looked at my phone. And I sighed. But yea why I wasn't angry was cos you apologised and stuff and since it was for quite important stuff I understand. WOOHOO Spurs not that pro after all eh... Err they lost to the Warriors, not allowing them to be the first team in 10 years to start 8-0 on the road. And the Magic beat the Jazz ... but wth only Utah's 3rd loss of the season. Hmm. Hmm. Ok fine I shall talk more about my weekend. So Saturday morn I woke up and went to Thong's house and then we all went hunting for NACLI and finally found it but like very few people were there. Then we all had worship and we went to Kent Ridge for ICE BREAKERS. Cheers to Thong and Janice for pretty good fun! Yea so we played some weird evolution game, and like ... some write 3 truths and 1 fake thing bout yourself then the GMs would read it out and we had to guess who it was. So I wrote "I failed NAPFA, I passed Chinese, Something and "daniel craig is the biggest mistake a bond film has ever had" ". I forgot what the 3rd truth was ... Yup then like some scissorspaperstone run around kind of game thing thing and ... something la but finally we played ANIMAL GAME while waiting for the security guard to come open the door. And don't worry Thong I think you're better than Bevan.


OK! We moved into our rooms which were quite sexy with my romantic influence eheheheh so I bunked with Thong and Darren. Then we went for lunch and had a really good time, yea with me trying to out -veggie-eat Thong in order to be twice the man he is, which is twice the normal man. Err Nicole video please!!! CHIN HUI HAS CRAZY DESIGN SKILLS!!! She writes as fast as a doctor only with the neatness of... a girl. right. Yup some stuff happened, dinner with all of us serving food to the rest and I was like "wanna fork?" "please sir, have a fork!" and thong was being a maid and serving kangkong then proceeded to serve everything.

NICOLE! NIGHT GAMES WERE OK! OK? Good yay. wow. I remained Clean!!! then comes the funniest part when we all go back to our rooms, starring who else but Thong Ji-En Joel. Our star once again 'remembered' to bring a change of undies. Just like in the last retreat. So I was like bathing halfway and i heard a "NOOOOOOOOOOO" and upon asking what happened Thong was like "I FORGOT TO BRING UNDIES AGAIN". classic classsic. And so he ended up wearing a sec 2's undies and complaining how he couldn't breathe. And he slept with his pants off. as in, everything off. Came sunday morning and stuff happened that I enjoyed... Such as going back to church! And then I met thong after lunch and we played pool and I won him 3-2!!! But we're all pretty even. K BYE

Let me just say this. God works miracles. Good bye.

ronnie price is mighty crazy falalalala-lalalala
dunked cos carlos boozer's lazy falalalala-lalalala
for a point guard who is 6-2
if HE CAN DUNK I CAN DUNK SO CAN YOU!!!
Kevin Garnett's not mcgrady
FALALALALA-LALALALA

lol marcus I pwn you in song writing.
ANYWAY today I went out with my best friend Todd. I mean Marcus. Yea we watched step
up and now I'm broke and ...

Ronnie price he learns from bibby falalalala-lalalala
But who cares I prefer KOBE falalalala-lalalala
He can shoot and he will pwn you
if HE CAN DUNK I CAN DUNK SO CAN YOU!!!
Join the fun step up and step knee
FALALALALA-LALALALA

Ok change song.
Raja Bell Raja Bell
Phoenix all the Way
But Ron Artest
Will whip your ass
So Kobe went LA

Dashing cross the court
With steph-nee chan jia lei
Conrad tries lay up
But gets blocked anyway
So he tries shoot the 3
Because He's conrad lee
He airballs and we all rise
laughing all the way HEY!

Raja Bell my dog smells
SACRAMENTO ALL THE WAY
Ron Artest
WILL WHIP YOUR ASS
SO VOTE HIM AS AN ALL STARRRR TOOOOOOODAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you.

PREPARATION:

Potato Salad Recipe Directions:
In a large bowl, combine potatoes, green pepper, and onion. Blend remaining ingredients; add to vegetables. Mix well to combine flavors. Cover and refrigerate. Chill potato salad thoroughly before serving.
This potato salad serves 6 to 8.

Btw, picture isn't from the recipe. :D

Below is a list of upcoming posts.

1. Internet Fights
2. Tag board Personalities
3. To Emoticon or Not?
4. Crash Course in Internet English
5. Tag boards: Good or Evil
6. Quick Recipe for Potato Salad

Err Yea hopefully I can deliver lol ...

HELLO FAITHFUL BLOGREADERS AND TIME WASTERS! Today I am here to talk to you about no not sex, but discovering the. Ok nevermind I'm basically going to talk about interpreting a person's person-ality through the names they use on TAGBOARDS. Yea I'm basically starting this whole series of tagboard stuff and my sincere apologies to Ms Chan Jia Lei who must be dying for my other post :D Alright to start it off we shall use a random example of a person who uses 2 names : "michael" and "mac". Note that any resemblance to real life situations is purely coincidental and yea stuff. It's entirely random!

Now we find that this person often uses the name "mac" instead of his real name, "michael". Firstly, we focus on the difference in number of letters, 3 to 7. You may also note that the right hand simply needs to press 'm' and 'a' and 'c' are easily pressed by two different fingers on the right hand. Now if he were to type 'michael', the right index finger would first have to press 'm' and then the middle finger would have to reach to press 'i' followed by a 'c' pressed by the left index finger, and then the right index finger would have to slide up a row on the keyboard to press 'h' etc.

So, based on the fact that "mac" is used more often than "michael" we can conclude that
a) the person has difficulty moving his fingers
b) the person has split personalities
c) the person is a lazy ass bum

Now, he then goes on the explain the "mac" refers to the initials of his first, middle and last name. This suggests rather complex implications which I shall explain rather ... briefly.
a) the person does not like the name "michael" and prefers to be known as a rather large burger that comes with lettuce cheese and two beef patties.
From the absence of the initials of his chinese name, we can see that
a) The person does not like Chinese
Note that with the absence of the chinese name he is using the first,middle and last name (as mentioned above). Thus,
a) the person is an egoistic pig who wants himself to be the ALPHA TO OMEGA, beginning TO the end
b) the person believes in some fengshui zen watchayoumacallit where completeness is perfection

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON! I hope that my short but useful talk has helped you to think of possible ways to analyse a person's personality. Thank you!

Eh Eugene now we should all know who your mortal is unless you're misleading us! a she and a chocolate. Hmm... And your angel has something for you. Just that we didn't get a chance to help *angel* deliver it because you left so early!!! As for my angel. OI! WHERE'S MY STUFF!!! And to my mortal I'm sorry I haven't got you anything :(

ALPHA ROCKS!

Sorry I really can't resist making this post.

Introduction: Internet fights are lame and boring arguments made over the web where parties throw large vulgarities at each other in hopes of becoming the greater stupid.

Prevention: Internet fights can be prevented by several ways. Firstly, common sense. Secondly, lack of lack of common sense. Thirdly, common sense.

Winning an Internet fight: However, the internet fight sometimes becomes very irresistable, and you want to throw yourself into it just to make yourself feel good. Or to show how stupid others are. Warning, this may result in you becoming just as stupid. but anyway, the easiest way to win internet fights is to "use proper english". Through a good grasp of the language, one can communicate his point much better and thus earn bonus points with the spectators, instantly making him the crowd favourite. STEP 2: Take A PROLONGED absence from the warzone, thus leaving your opponent cussing away and making a fool out of himself for long periods of time. Remember, the faster you end the fight, the less stupid you look. Step 3: DO NOT SPAM! You should only use a maximum of two witty sentences at once. Anymore than that and spectators will think you're a know it all bustling with internet garbage. Hence, wait for your opponent to reply before continuing with your point (coherent with step 2). Step 4: Give in. Although this may seem stupid, it is actually the smartest move. By giving in and agreeing to whatever your opponent says about you, you only aggitate him more. Then go take the prolonged absence and your victory is confirmed.


Avoiding trouble with the LAW: You should try to refrain from having internet fights over forums and tagboards. Internet fights should be restricted to proper chat programs. This is because you will lessen the number of spectators, and hence reduce your stupidity level.

INSTANT winning INTERNET FIGHTS: Pick on people using dialup.

Conclusion: Bend down and smell the roses.

thanks.

Right I don't know who's responsible for whatever happened on nicole's blog. If you don't know what I'm talking about then nevermind. But for those who do, I don't really care who it is and for all we know or I care it can be some 80 year old guy who's had his life's share of bad karma. But alright so we have a slight hint who it may be and well if ever so nicely you're reading this friend, it's just stupid. I don't know maybe you're not 80, maybe you're a really troubled 3 year old. If you're gonna swear and be vulgar, swear and be vulgar. What's the stupid point of using vulgarities if you're gonna censor them.

What I am angry about though, is your really really bad impersonation of me. No effort at all to type in "semi" proper sentences tsk tsk. I can actually spell "hour" ya know, and I don't exactly refer to the second party as 'u'. I mean c'mon if you're gonna use my name, at least give me some respect and try and copy me more closely right ... It'll also help your devious, scheming plans. Furthermore, I have no idea how long I can last, so well if anybody can last 1 minute you've outdone me and hence there would be no reason for me to criticize Nicole. Yea did I mention I'm flat chested as well? So that would be like the pot calling the kettle black or however that's supposed to be phrased. Lastly, I usually use my "dots" in multiples of 3 other than for fullstops, and yup in your last part you used 5. So unless my math is really bad (which it actually is), then well that's not very "me" of "me".
So anyway, hopefully you can grow up, into a nice blossoming tree.

FIRSTLY, why is it that juniors can get their names used but I can't? Hmph. oh note that for the quiz I err ... rigged a pair of names heehee.

Name 15 of your friends that you can think of now.
1) nicole
2) thong
3) conrad
4) limzy
5) nDoo
6) mildred
7) natalie
8) david
9) john
10) feli
11) eugene yeo
12) eugene phoen
13) chris
14) joel
15) yunhao


don't read the questions below until you have written all the names of the 15 people!

Q1. How did you meet 10?
very young, through I dunno birthday parties? Like parent friend offspring thing.

Q2. what would you do if you have never met 1?
not this quiz.

Q3. What would you do if 2 and 6 dated?
:D RIGGED :D RIGGED. Err I'd be sad :(

Q4. Have you seen 4 cry before?
yes

Q5. Do you think 10 is cute?
factually yes

Q6. How did you get to know about 8?
erm through his siblings

Q7. would you ever go on a date with 12?
only a PHONE date harhar

Q8. whats 7's fave colour?
all I know is she has loads of pink hairbands.

Q9. what would you do if 6 confessed that he/she likes you?
Not saying.

Q10. Facts about 9.
He with 10.

Q11. whos 14 going out with?
dunno. No one I think

Q12. who is 5 to you?
comfixer and haven genius

Q13. would you ever live with 13?
err ?

Q14. is 3 single?
quote nicole "NOT FOR LONG i think"

Q15. what do you think about 2?
my dear friend, *skinny, i call * partner, one of the people who can cheer me up, my *friend who always likes*me. (*indicateswherewordswereremovedfromnicoleoriginalsentence)

Q16. whats the best thing about 15?
dota too much

Q17. what do you like about 11?
good leader

Q18. Favourite memory with 2?
lots and lots and lots. *

I SHOULD HAVE ENJOYED MYSELF MORE. I mean, it was like fun la ... but it seemed so draggy at that time and I know that nextime will be funner-er-er. What am I talking bout ok basically this morning Marcus was supposed to come to my house at 8am then we go play ball, and yeah thankfully God answered our prayers for good weather because it was sizzling hot and shady at times but now it's pouring heavier than Limzy and a packet of MSG. But sadly he overslept and called me at 8 to tell me he was still at home. But he got to my house at 9 as said, and thong had more time to sleep so other than stretching the playing further towards noon and getting exhausted, it all went well. Damn that's a long sentence. Well we had a 1on1on1 after Marcus and I were shooting around and he beat me entirely in er.. HORSE for me something for him. and My shooting was horrendous. Then thong came on his usual mode of transportation (skate scooter) and we had the 1on1on1 and well thankfully I pulled myself together after Marcus took me out? to make it 11-5-2? Or something like that. But we all still played horrendously. Then we played HORSE again and err ... Thong got ******* so he lost first... YES ANYWAY then i went home all alone and was very hungry and stuff and in 10 minutes or so I'm gonna have to go to the bustop in this crazy rain and go to plaza then come home for tuition. AND HENCE, I MISS YESTERDAY!!! AND I WANNA GO OUT!!

Hwhat hever happened hto htrue hlove eh ? Like my alliteration?? Like Sirens ripped the silk of sleep. That's from Children in Wartime before anybody starts thinking i'm some pro poet. Yea anyway I finally managed to install SP2 on my coms so yay now my com's are nice and updated and functional. Soo.... holidays for some, still school for others. I've been slacking around but thankfully today I finally managed to get in some work (a push or a pull). My doggy is so cute... He ate some of my leftover lunch today and well.. He got gas hahah. Must affect dogs but not humans. Or So I think lol. Err yea anyway today my topic is TRUE LOVE NO LONGER EXISTS IN TEENAGERS???

Well first off let me say, I doubt that statement is true. But via my eyeezzz and powers-of-observation, I notice (or rather delude) that there's alot of jizz going around now adays, like people fallin in 'love' for I don't know a day maybe? Then they just get angry at each other, or somehow they end up doing stupid things. OR something like that. I think. SO I hereby determine this menacing culprit as "Hormones" and "Teenage Stupidity (a.k.a. Immaturity, or in this sense 'I'm mature enough for love' ". So HTS VS THE REAL [world] RELATIONSHIP
*please note this is not a MTV ripoff. I'm just rambling on as usual.

HTS: To quote a wise drummer, with every group of friends there'll always be this one girl (or guy) who stands out. But if you think about it, if you just don't keep contact with the person for a while you'll find that it's really superficial. Yes yes yes, we all seek love and happiness and world peace and greenpeace and catalytic converters. So in some sense, HTS will prepare us for TRR, and well it gives us motivation, companionship and basically close friendship. Which is all good. However, the problem with HTS is INTENTIONS. If you really can't answer why you like a person, or you give the standard, "goodlooking, smart, nice" answer, as we all have, then chances are it's HTS. But as I said HTS can lead to TRR. So, are we to dismiss HTS completely and disregard it? NOYES! Confucius say, (sorry ol conny I'm butchering ya again) " Man who weigh his heart before voyage is less likely to sink". Ya think you wanna burn the hole in your heart and pocket, go ahead. Personally though, I say to just ... try and remain close friends.

TRR: ah, the real deal. But even with TRR, people often say it won't last. But think about it, what has really brought the happy couple to this stage? Similarities perhaps, but more likely a liking for each other. Or money. So chances are this relationship WILL last provided you continue to have that liking. Or money. Fact is, neither of them are guaranteed to last. There will always be a period where you love the person more, and a period where you don't love the person at all. Well maybe that's exaggerating but you get the point. Anyway, I think people in TRR should be mature enough to really understand each other and work any problems out so ... I shan't say anything. Eqn. TIME!!!
*all reversible reactions
HTS + Good intentions = TRR
HTS + Good common sense = No more HTS
TRR + Money = HAS (change teenage to adult)
TRR + Continued Love = DDWP (death do we part)
HTS + TRR = Erm. Have you ever been in the middle of a catfight?
TRR + Age = DDWP/Divorce
TRR - Hotness = Why did I marry this flabby man
HTS - Money/Looks = 50% No more HTS, 50% still HTS which in this case should go to TRR

In conclusion, everything revolves around committment, which if you feel you do not have you should not ... push on.
Thank you for listening to my nonsense, and before anyone criticizes, remember. THISISANOTHERANGSTYBLOG.

Hwhy hthank hyou.

1. Where do you hang your towel to dry after showering?
On the noose

2. What kind of mouse pad do you have?
Err... I didn't know mice used pads...

3. Do you brush your hair with a comb or a brush?
I can't possibly brush my hair with a comb or comb my hair with a brush.

4. In your opinion, who do you think is the hottest celebrity?
Thong Ji-En Joel / Jessica Simpson? I don't know... Hollywood's full of hot girls

5. You have a project due tomorrow, do you use tape or glue?
Gluetape.

6. Chicken or pork?
Depends on method of cooking

7. By the time you get to school, is it still dark?
Sometimes... Sometimes it's bright at 6.30

8. If you had a choice to be a unicorn or mermaid which would it be?
But the government don't let me la m'am. *bubble bubble water splash thing* (mermaid)

9. What color is your underwear?
Wth what does this have anything to do with me nicole.

10. What time does the sun usually set?
Sunset time?

11. What/who do you think of last before you go to sleep?
Going to sleep

12. AC or fan?
aircon

13. Do you wear braces?
no

14. Can you do a hand stand?
Yes

15. If you were the opposite sex, how would you style your hair?
I don't know girl styles, or boy styles for that matter

16. What level English are you in?
Grade 10 my dear man

17. Jessica Simpson or Alba?
Simpson. Oh good this is nice for my aboved mention celeb. I discriminate against skin color

18. Which subject is worse, English or Math?
1+1=window

19. What's one thing you really want to do this very moment?
Morph into the pink ranger

20. What movie are you embarrassed to admit you've watched?
the embarassing movie

21. CD player or iPOD?
ipod

22. Would you rather spin upside down going 30 miles or drop 400 ft. into water?
Spin.

23. Whats your favorite shape?
hourglass heheheheh

24. What do you have planned for the weekend?
Plans

25. Have you ever gone ice skating?
yes

26. If you were put in a room with nothing except for a pencil and paper, what would you do?
Write a HELP ME sign

27. Is it always easy finding your remote every time you want to watch TV?
not at all. My dog steals it

28. How was your day?
Good enough for me to be alive now

29. Do you grow your nails, bite or cut them?
I clip them idiots

30. Describe your handwriting:
LIKE THIS

31. Do you consider yourself a stalker?
-

32. Do you bruise easily?
BRUCE LEE

33. There`s nothing on TV except Barney and cartoons. what do you choose?
Cartoons duh. whats wrong with cartoons

34. Do you know more then 3 myspace codes?
deh wa?

35. You got an essay due, you either can type or write in pen, which will it be?
type. i'll waste ink stoning with pen

36. Do you wear jeans to relax at home?
no

37. Describe yourself using three words:
not this again... WHY THREE WORDS??? ok lemme pick the key words ah.
Yourself: reflexive form (of) you

38. Do you use deodorant?
yar

39. Do you like ice in your drink?
deepends

40. Name 7!:
!1
!2
!3
!4
!5
!6
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