I'm in pain. Like Anakin! Only my mom didn't get killed by Tusken Raiders... I'll spare the details. Anyway tomorrow will be TEeCHER'S DaY Celebrations along with ACES DAY!!! WOOP DI DOO a mass walk around dao ver. Today, I want to really commend Andrew for his technological genius. He's scary. Once again I topped the locals (by God's grace) somehow and obviously miraculously with a 77.6 average and a l1r5 of 8 again. My physics prac got full marks!!! Which brought my physics grade up to 30/40 which is just an A1. Ok I'm really in pain; tomorrow should be a rather decent post marking the more or less start of holidays. Till then, ouch.

There was once a captain named Darren. He had a co-pilot Mr Lim. One day they were flying in the air when a huge Trevor tree sprouted out of the ground and the plane crashed into the tree and bursted out in flames. Ouch. To make it worse, Dr Lester came around and gave a talk at the scene about Environmental Preservation. Indeed, the rare half-1/4 Irish Trevor Tree only flowers once every decade decade. Fortunately, captain Darren survived, but being too powerful was captured by the devil and reincarnated into a Wee. A Nintendo Wee. In his next life, a gamer Cleon bought the Darren Wee, and was playing the NEW GEN POKEMON on it. "gotta catch em all!". So Cleon poked and pressed the Wee, all over the place and in sensitive spots, till the game shop owner who loved Wee couldn't take it and screamed "STOP POKING THE BODY! GO POKE DS".

K that was made up on the spot; sorry if any offense to people. Err today we had Shwimming. Hmm, right now L1R5 11; English got 2. Yea K till then.

Seeing as the hols are coming up, and we'll all be "bored and playing pokemon and stuff", if anyone's interested in making like a flash or something of value ... that's like funny and stuff then yeah please contact me. My flash skillz suck, but that adds to the fun. Lousy, amateurish genius. Or like yea you can just submit any bull- plot if you want... because frankly speaking it's just something for me to do to pass time. Oh btw, I don't have flash me thinks... or do I. No I don't. Ok yea other than that I can't blog long cos I have to go do up a zuo wen. Bye

I've started playing The Bard's Tale again; it's ever so fun. Anyway for NP I'm quartermaster. Hmm it's already Sunday; I don't even remember Saturday at all. Today was combined service, I got there a little late like by 15 minutes or something. Probably the biggest event was restoration. I went to pizza hut for lunch and mac's later for lunch. No typo; I had 2 lunches. The second one more like tea though... Then I watched Click with Zhi Yang, it was quite good, so touching. BENNNNN FAMILLYY FIRSST. HONEYMOON. I just realised something; if you want to have a moment in your movie that's touching and emotional and all, use a character named Ben. (Spidey). Hmm I'm planning something pretty big this week... beside's CUSTODIAN DAY (I prefer the term Janitor) and Teacher's Day. I wonder whether it's coincidental that they're on the same week, but personally I think the year 5's are up to something heheheheh. I'm going to embark on my journey... TO CATCH EM ALL!!! Ok no I don't know, lemme go consult Lester tomorrow. So to everyone, happy 5 days and waiting to teachers day, and like 6 to the hol's. G'bye.

My post was originally gonna be about like my day, like how my drum lesson was; and swimming PE and stuff... but I felt that the world needs something better.

GO SOMETIME NEXT TUESDAY!!!!! (its a band search youtube, they rock)

I once believed shows were pulling my leg. I once believed my maths teacher was decent. I change my view; trigo.= confusion as penguins = birds. And we local students shouldn't suffer just because scholars are all pro and stuff and can do their maths damn well. We also shouldn't suffer just because your teacher screwed you when you were sec3. I don't see why we can't just do stuff in the syllabus, its O'levels. Stop preparing us for like uni. Thanks-

Today certain events happened (that I won't name in a public domain) that I felt really demonstrated or rather further elaborated on our country's definition of democracy. Now theoretically, it should be "the principles of social equality and respect for the individual within a community". Yet, a certain caste system still remains in our society, shown by the very "we're right you're wrong" idealogy that the education and military industry adapt. Although people are seemingly moving on towards giving the youth (the "un-authority") fair rights, could it be that society will always remain this way? Personally I feel that society needs some sort of authority and justice; parental figures and the law. However, these concepts, when personified, are often prone to would-be corruption; misuse of the authority given to them for the sole purpose of maintaining a constructive society. So the underlining problem: Human Nature

I feel that it's not simply the leader-follower concept that is bad; but rather the stubborness of the leader to give way to the follower. Teenagers become adults; insignificance to authority. And the selfishness of humans; suppress the "insignificance", do not let it become "authority". In other words, those in power try to suppress the helpless such that they retain power while the helpless remain helpless. The result: Poverty and Dynasty. Why is it that I feel it's the process that makes a difference and not the entire concept? Well history obviously shows that no matter how hard we try, human society is going to remain biased. There will always be those who are outcasted and those who are selfish. Animal Farm, Bayonet Training, evidence is found in many such pieces of literature.

But on to my main point, addressing similar concepts to that of the "process" of the system. Is demonstrating your authority good or bad? If I were to embarass someone in front of the public, would it benefit my society or not? I feel that it won't. Firstly, people just don't take demonstrations of authority seriously. We accept that we're forced to abide by your laws, but we're not scared of you. Secondly, it just shows your weakness as a leader, and proves that you are incapable of handling your authority. A good leader does not need to teach his followers, but rather leads by example. As Animal Farm progresses, we notice that we see less and less of Napoleon. The one in power creates an exclusive right for himself; and well obviously it just doesn't work. This means you can't lead by example, you only appear to address the public. Sure, claims of your values and character are voiced, by none other than your subordinates, those who are not suppressed. Coincidence? I think not. Public caning does not help.

Everyday... doing training WITH MY CI'S MY BUDDIES AND MEEEE
NP teaches I to be having bad English. Yes, my week has indeed been very tiring, but fun nevertheless. My apologies first to any people like Lester who really didn't do anything but that I got pissed at. Stress screws your brain up. So let me start from Tuesday. Oh by the way here are my results so far... like based on test papers ALONE. Cept Physics which I shall admit defeat to. sob.
Geog: 25/25 woot. But one of my assignments was bad. no woot.Chinese: OMG I got 35.5/50 !! A2!!A Math: Err A1 I think... forgot how much. Lazy to checkE Math: B3 wa lao ... 27/40 Me thinks.Physics: Paper got 15/20 (but it was open book) and with stupid prac total 20/30. Sucks. SS: 9/12 A1.
Tuesday: Err I played ball during PE, and my shooting is so horrendous nowadays. I'm not sure if I got any test papers back but yea... Erm I had to rush as much work as possible because of my stupid ATC which I just came back from, which caused me to miss my weekend so I can't do work. In school I found out that Wednesday would have rugby finals, and hence oral was postponed to thursday. Stress; must cancel drum lesson. Went for dinner (celebrate my sister's birthday which was 24/july haha) at de Paolo's pizza bar near holland V, then went to haagen daz for desert. It was fun, but I got home late and slept late. Stress.
Wed.: Had my chinese test, which i got back on the same day. I was happy about that. Found out that due to IB's having to go for MPP, oral postponed to the coming wednesday. WTH I bloody cancelled my drum lesson la. Stress. Anyway, I went for lunch with Cleon, Justin, Trevor, Limzy at plaza, carl's jr. Cleon is really funny, and he eats less than me but is 6 kg heavier and alot shorter. Unfair. Err then went for rugby, we won 15-10 as I'm sure the world knows by now. So yay holiday ( good thing right?). Finish rugby I went to far east to meet my dad, then I waited for almost an hour, and I was already very tired... so i was stoning around and just feeling bad. stess.
Thursday: OH WOOOPIE DOO I find out that the stupid holiday's on friday, which means ATC spoils my day. Stress la. This was the day that I was the most PMS, and people weren't exactly being damn nice to me either. ISO went ok; the good thing about this day was seeing Mr Wong Ping Loong in the library. Lets just say I've never seen him that happy before, until he talked to that girl....... haha. Towards the end of the day my physics teacher told us that we would have to go back to school at 8 am on friday for prac, and that really did it for me. I practically wanted to just jump out the window (angst reference). WHY? Because it meant going to school at 8, going home, and going back at 1.30. I went queensway with Marcus and bought new shoes. I feel poor now. I always have.
Friday: was a "holdiay". You know the story, to school at 8. I played ball with zu hao for an hour before going home... awaiting my stupid camp. Went back at 1.30, bus to Changi. I had a nice chat with thong on the bus :D. I refuse to talk about the camp ... or waste net space for that matter. If you ask me personally I can say.
AND SO IT CAME TO TODAY. I took a cab with thong and he got off first at YW, I went out to great world to meet my dad. went home, bathed AND YES FINALLY NICE SKIN AGAIN (or at least nicER). Then I was supposed to only sleep for 20 minutes, but I ended up sleeping from like 2 something to 6.15. Yea.
K I shan't bore you all anymore. You know my week. Bye bye.Postscript: Go have fun being sadistic with the stupid puppy in "ode to cleon"

Happy Birthday Avery. Today I played ball with Marcus and it was fun but unfortunately I am now suffering from the after effects of playing good ball, the game was 11-8 I think, with somebody winning. I am just plain tired, so very sorry that you wasted time coming here and reading this excuse for a post. Here, have a break, have a Kit Kat. Nice girlfriends Marcus. Marcus said that this girl who was at the court looked like a older, weird version of Siyi, and who's voice sounded nice; like Siyi. Limzy didn't go school today; Trevor and I had fun making jokes bout Cleon,whom Marcus Loh has never seen play the "BASS" (pronounced b-ass).
Justin has big thighs, Lester has a big butt, Andrew has a big nose. I have a big weight problem. har har I so funneh. Conrad has a big - I watched a political satire play thing thing last night called "The campaign to confer the public service star on JBJ". It was good, but the second half was abit too political already, and confusing. No wonder its NC 16 haha. Er... my "EGO" section LIES! K bye.

lol quiz funneh.
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
OHH SHINY!!!

2. When is the next time you will have sex?
When the stock of Togkat Ali  comes - credit Trevor for the stupid drug name


3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
snore


4. Favorite planet?
uranus


5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
I just cleared my call lists 5 minutes ago


6. What is your favorite ringtone on your phone?
FINAL FANTASY IT CONSUMES MY LIFE!!! AND THAT IS PROBABLY WHY I'LL NEVER GET A WIFE!!!


7. What kinda shirt you have on?
superman tshirt lol


8. Describe yourself in one phrase.
"That one identical with you.
Used reflexively as the direct or indirect object of a verb or as the object of a preposition: Did you buy yourself a gift?
Used for emphasis: You yourself were certain of the facts.
Used in an absolute construction: In office yourself, you helped push the bill along.
Your normal or healthy condition: Are you feeling yourself again?"


9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
who wears shoes while blogging? How bout godmade



10. Bright or Dark Room?
Bright, like this test setter's intelligence



11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Err. Funneh.



12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
The one that isn't the other one



13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Washing my face/talking to Thong/eating/saying Hi mum. I forgot.



14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
Er? Ur Point is? Haha


15. Where is your letter box?
I have a letter box?


16. What's a word that you say a lot?
The


17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Thong


18. Last furry thing you touched?
My dog


19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Vitamin C, Baygon and Hello Panda


20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
I develop brains and muscles, not film.


21. Favorite age you have been so far?
That time when I was an Indian sex Goddess. I think I was like 850 and men were still doing stuff for me.


22. Your worst enemy?
Is probably doing bad stuff


23. What is your current desktop picture?
Planetshakers wallpaper


24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"whats that malay viagra thing you said during geog?"


25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
I'd be in a fix


26. Do you like someone?
Yes


27. The last song you listened to?
Hmm...Was something on my ipod


28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
Ok, provided the guy doesn't pull the trigger.


29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
Someone who isn't too tall or too short duh


30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
Erm my leg? they're practically next to each other.


 

I think my favourite NDP memory is probably sitting at home on the sofa, watching a movie because I found the parade too ... lively for my liking. The movie on the other hand, was a stupid dull film called somethingsomething which only featured like.. the top hollywood stars. Sigh my stupid channel 5 wasn't working la, so I couldn't see Mr Lee Kuan Yew and stuff which made me very sad. The song I'm singing today is "Crazy" by Britney Spears, and is dedicated to my favourite government. Right anyway, I spent the day out with my dad, where I went to
Billy bombers' for lunch then I went back to his place and watched Swordfish. Halle Berry is like scary in whatever movie she's in. Always so deceptive (OH NOES SPOILERS). Yea then I went for a bbq chalet thing thing at downtown east; found it quite boring and I hardly ate but well I got to catch up with friends and like explore the area and talk about NBA so it wasn't that bad. Yup, will see what I do later.

Today we celebrated national day; along with the ever sooooo long awards presentation
that I'll hopefully be in next year. Err... I think I'm allergic to something or other around, like I came home and my eyes were really itchy and puffy and I started sneezing alot. Must be all that paper the people are burning for the "hungry ghosts". FEE FYE FOE FUM I SMELL THE PAPER OF A CHINESE MAN!~!!!! Bah, today I was really irritated by some stupid posers from school in the bus, I shan't explain.

Went shooting, first bit not very good, after a while it got better but ended badly. Like 1 out of 30 shots badly. TOMORROW IS independence day... g'ready for the aliens 

I'm just that smart. If I can't discuss global issues, conduct moral ed. lessons.
So without further a do...

Alright, here's the background knowledge. In modern society, a certain percentage of crime and suicide are due to teenagers!!! (whoa damn how'd I get that info eh?). Anyway, why do people commit crimes?? What is a crime? A crime is an act committed or omitted in violation of a law forbidding or commanding it and for which punishment is imposed upon conviction. So why do people do this? Either because they have to, or because they want to. Today I shall focus on the URGE to commit crime!!! Now this is a result of rebelliousness. Pronounced Ree-bell-ee-ers-nurse. Rebelling is basically telling the law; your teachers, your parents, the LAW that they are wrong and you are right. Well teens, let me say this. Just bliddy submit to their authority, if need be just be a bit more ignorant, but it's part of life!! Accept it, stop going "OH WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE UNREASONABLE *********************" Sure, you can complain, but there is a limit.

So, why is rebelling wrong? Well obviously for christians the bible says honour your parents. Which part of honour does rebelling come under, besides "you either rebel honour". For those who don't get it, think some china guy reading hon-our, which sounds like "or ner(d)" Yea ok jokes aside, I think in like... normal life, which is defined as being smart and rich enough to be reading this stupid excuse for a moral lesson, your parents and teachers can't possibly be THAT spastic. So... tell yourself to stop thinking, go do what the authorities say and set new rules when the time comes.

THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA STOP BREAKING THE RULES IN CLASS, THATS DIFFERENT

today had like a supp. bio question because we all did horrendously for our bio test,
chem test and also an a math test. I think I'm dead for all.
People nowadays are angsty and plain weird.
OH!!! DONT WALK AWAY WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!

Base line; I'm pooped. Quick review of haven.

 I think I'm gonna be a poet... I'm so good at rhymes!!! FOR EXAMPLE... cough okay nevermind. Upon request only. Yesterday ... ALL MY TROUBLES SEEM SO FARRR AWAY AY AY!! Err no yesterday I bought The Original Hot Rods! and had band prac, so I was in the underpass like from parkmall to fort canning and this guy (who lives there I think, like those drifters) who I've seen a few times said the usual...  like What time is it (all in chinese) then what standard I'm in then he ended up like talking to me for more than 5 minutes and asked me to translate some chinese words to english... So well since Jesus mixed with the leppers and stuff and all people, I just talked to him la. Of course I was careful... but yea. Then like some people walked past and stared at me. But then when I started walking off he like started asking me more words again so I quickly said thatI was in a rush and he asked me like if dunno what Saturday I'll be here or whatever, but for a dude like that
(assuming I've got the right perception of him), he's pretty darned educated. Yea back to the point; I got over to church around 5.10 and waited till 6 something while watching Chris eat his sub.

Hey I just realised that my rods AND the haven tickets costs 25 bucks. Coincidence? Duh.

ITS IMPOSSIBLE! I went to play ball, and my shooting was like never before; in a good way.
Nice form, good shooting!!! WOO if this continues then bye bye Thoburn. 
TKK FTW. 

Played with some dude that I think I've played with before against these 
"lil" kids. Well not THAT lil, but still pretty tiny but poser. They got to 
the court and were like COME LEZ PLAY. Yea the poor kid's sprints were no use, he couldn't get past my D :D. 
I missed like alot of easy shots har, like those REALLY easy ones. But heck
 it was still 6-0 or 6-1. It was so funny.

I hope this continues, gonna do ISO after dinner. kbye. 

1. I just broke my rods.
Rod 1; 5 out of 7 sticks left.
Rod 2; 4 out of 7 sticks left.
2. I clipped my hand catching the crash cymbal
3. Now I'm scared to go shooting later.
4. I just hope my drum skins dont break like JLoh's ...

PAIN!!!!

Haven Ticket Status:
Rejected Stall, searching Circle.

Today was a day of pain (unexpected no?). It started off with me dropping the hair dryer. Using my spider sense, I quickly ATTEMPTED to dodge it. Sadly to say, spiders cant see whats next to them when they're looking forward, and hence I slammed myself into my cupboard door, bounced off it and still got the hairdryer plummeting into my foot. Conclusion; Just take the bloody foot pain and you won't get an arm pain as well.

Next came school! Oh happy day, we had NDP rehearsal, so got to skip first 40 mins. Which was bliddy PE! Well on the bright side because there wasnt much time left for PE we got to play ball! So sadly it was a 3v3 and I had to outcast like Justin and stuff; Zuhao, Reuben and I VS Wang Yue, Pan Yang and Hao Lei. We won. I scored like 1. Very nice shot, but guess what; I later got hit by one of them and so my thumb got screwed and I missed every shot after that. BUT WE WON! Despite poor shooting from all of us.

Ok, here's an issue I would like to discuss. It's our PE, we're playing basketball on an empty basketball court. You come along with the rest of your class, playing soccer, standing right underneath the hoop. Well no shit you'll get your head and ass banged by a basketball. My complements to the poor shooting and passing of China's and Reuben and my bad rebound for hitting Padia on the head 4x. So FINALLY the soccer players left.

PLEASE, YOU DO NOT NEED A BASKET TO PLAY SOCCER. GET OUT OF MY BASKETBALL COURT.


Hooray for caps.
err. What else what else. OH, between the internet and me, I did bad stuff to dwee today. Very very bad stuff besides the usual. And I have a question. when dear friends return from their heavy schedule, should I be obliged to tell them what's been going on and teach them all the stuff? My opinion is no... not obliged but will help abit, because if you go and get yourself committed, its your problem. Learn the art of slacking, Red Bull gives you wings.


I would like to conclude today's post with this. Wang Jun say, it not the teacher that should go and die. It the undertaker who should go to undertake a teacher. Oh em Gee funneh. Ok seriously, Draft Beer, not people. QUOTES FOR WAR.

MORE PAIN! Update: I just broke my rods almost entirely. And Clipped my hand while catching the CYMBAL! I'm almost scared to go shooting later. Rod Update: Stick 1; 5 out of 7 thing things left. Stick 2; 4 out of 7 thing things left. LETS GO SHOPPING FOR RODS