I remain perplexed. Today I received a scroll for Gold for UYO for NPCC for doing alot for nothing. Furthermore I got a 0 error paper for my English test, but sadly was foiled by the anti-social Dwee who topped my outrageous score with his masculinity. Still waiting for pics from this morning. Tomorrow will be the school's annual cross country, where we students run a mere 1/10 of the actual diameter of the tiny island, after which hopefully a Vietnamese and several singaporeans will follow me home. I shall now conduct beginner introductory drum lessons FOC, and charge a rate of a mere 5 bucks an hour (negotiable) to teach you the very basics of the lovely instrument. Please note that I am in no way calling myself qualified and am simply leaving it to your own discretion, whatever that may be.

On a more important note, here is the long awaited posting of the match between Singapore (represented by master Lim Lim Lim) and Malaysia (represented by master Chen Muhammed) in the latest craze, "teacher's tabletennis ball". Mr Lim hails from the suburbs of Singapore, where Holland meets Farrer. When asked how he trained for the match, Mr Lim had only one thing to say, "Nearby Butch School". As for Mhd Chen, he has grown up using his hands for labour. The match was heated, and the video cuts it short at 4-3 Singapore. Malaysia however, went on to win the game 5-4.