I feel that I am a sociable person. To a certain extent at least. I recently realised that I had my msn conveniently at the side of this very blog. I also realised that nobody had added me since I spread the rumour that King Kong was actually godzilla in a suit. FURTHERMORE, I realised, to my dismay, that nobody tags. Well people do tag, littering my precious sanctuary of knowledge and whatchayoumacallit with garbage and pure PROFANITIES! Nevertheless, I shall remain sociable. Despite the ever so stereotypical idea that I, Bambi, do not use friendster, the truth is I actually do! If anybody wants to "check me out" (I believe that's still allowed in teenagersville?), my friendster account is surfzrup@gmail.com. Do note however, that I post no pictures and am not an active user of the website. The reason I have appealed to YOU is simply that the more friends you have on friendster, the cooler you are, or so I've inferred from the actions of certain special others.

My second point for the day is again based on friendship. Being the desperate, perverted, psychopath that I am, I have decided that I would allow myself to talk to girls that are not of the same age. There is a limit however, where x is from -1.1 to 1.1. This means that any girl that's 14 and err ... several months - 17 (rounded up to nearest year) will enjoy the privileges of my friendship. While this may sound purely chauvinistic and stupid coming from a nerdy GEP such as myself, I assure you that the effort put into this post, such as the constant correcting of my misspelled words, should be more than sufficient to acclaim for my aggressive nature. Henceforth, if you are a not too shabby looking female in the above mentioned age limit, do feel free to come over, introduce yourself and more or less have me at your disposal for the rest of my youth, as is the case with all my friends. You even get the chance to officially call me mac or bambi, which is like, so the key to enlightenment.

This post should more or less shed some light on my social-ness. Do note that it is rather easy to be friends with me, as long as you can take the fact that I'm nerdy, lame, immature and rather desperate. All in all, please do consider rejecting me, I really am not that attractive.