I was going to post something. I forgot what. HMMM... Oh. okay.

A quick happy birthday to mil (for yesterday).


Chinese O's oral was yesterday, err it was alright. But I'm not exactly as smooth as Confucius with the language of the middle kingdom. I am very much so missing the NBA... games and stuff. Just sitting around in the offseason waiting for stuff to happen is soooo boring. Its like I'm checking the news and stuff at least 10x a day. And half the time there's no update, 1/4 of the time its just a new post but on the same topic. Yi Jian Lian is creating such a fuss tsk tsk don't think it reflects very well. I'm not sure whether it truly is a personal "me no likey bucks" thing but yup. I know. I shall do a quick random post on the art of cyclops-slaying.

CYCLOPS SLAYING 101
Now, have you ever been in a situation where you're facing a big ol cyclops and have no idea what to do? If you have, this is the post for YOU. That's right, in 5 easy steps, you can become as good in killing cyclops(es) as Hercules, Magneto and even Ash Ketchum. Only unlike them, you don't need savage strength, marvel mutations or pokey pikachus. All it takes is the will, determination, and a little fairy dust.

What you need:
-will
-determination
-fairy dust
-monster rope
-bulldozer, equipped with "cyclops radar 2007"
-Snacks (cyclops take awhile to die, you may get hungry)
-Evil Duck Whistle
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Step 1: When facing a cyclops, the most important thing to remember is that it does not have eyes on the back of its head. In fact, it does not have eyes at all, only one eye. Firstly, run to the back of the cyclops and using the monster rope, lasso the cyclops' neck.

Step 2: Attach the other end of the rope to your bulldozer, and using the cyclops radar 2007, locate other cyclops.

Step 3: Drag the cyclops to other cyclops till you gather at least 3 of them

Step 4: Watch and laugh as they all go blind and their eyes drop out. Because, there are no "eyes" in teamwork.

Step 5: Using your duck whistle, summon your evil multitude of ducks; cyclops' worst enemy, and feel proud because YOU HAVE BEATEN YOUR FIRST CYCLOPS.

Join me nextime, as we go take down... something or other. PLEASE TAG TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOUR NEW GAINED KNOWLEDGE. Cos ya know ack-knowledge