HELLO FAITHFUL BLOGREADERS AND TIME WASTERS! Today I am here to talk to you about no not sex, but discovering the. Ok nevermind I'm basically going to talk about interpreting a person's person-ality through the names they use on TAGBOARDS. Yea I'm basically starting this whole series of tagboard stuff and my sincere apologies to Ms Chan Jia Lei who must be dying for my other post :D Alright to start it off we shall use a random example of a person who uses 2 names : "michael" and "mac". Note that any resemblance to real life situations is purely coincidental and yea stuff. It's entirely random!

Now we find that this person often uses the name "mac" instead of his real name, "michael". Firstly, we focus on the difference in number of letters, 3 to 7. You may also note that the right hand simply needs to press 'm' and 'a' and 'c' are easily pressed by two different fingers on the right hand. Now if he were to type 'michael', the right index finger would first have to press 'm' and then the middle finger would have to reach to press 'i' followed by a 'c' pressed by the left index finger, and then the right index finger would have to slide up a row on the keyboard to press 'h' etc.

So, based on the fact that "mac" is used more often than "michael" we can conclude that
a) the person has difficulty moving his fingers
b) the person has split personalities
c) the person is a lazy ass bum

Now, he then goes on the explain the "mac" refers to the initials of his first, middle and last name. This suggests rather complex implications which I shall explain rather ... briefly.
a) the person does not like the name "michael" and prefers to be known as a rather large burger that comes with lettuce cheese and two beef patties.
From the absence of the initials of his chinese name, we can see that
a) The person does not like Chinese
Note that with the absence of the chinese name he is using the first,middle and last name (as mentioned above). Thus,
a) the person is an egoistic pig who wants himself to be the ALPHA TO OMEGA, beginning TO the end
b) the person believes in some fengshui zen watchayoumacallit where completeness is perfection

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON! I hope that my short but useful talk has helped you to think of possible ways to analyse a person's personality. Thank you!