There was once a captain named Darren. He had a co-pilot Mr Lim. One day they were flying in the air when a huge Trevor tree sprouted out of the ground and the plane crashed into the tree and bursted out in flames. Ouch. To make it worse, Dr Lester came around and gave a talk at the scene about Environmental Preservation. Indeed, the rare half-1/4 Irish Trevor Tree only flowers once every decade decade. Fortunately, captain Darren survived, but being too powerful was captured by the devil and reincarnated into a Wee. A Nintendo Wee. In his next life, a gamer Cleon bought the Darren Wee, and was playing the NEW GEN POKEMON on it. "gotta catch em all!". So Cleon poked and pressed the Wee, all over the place and in sensitive spots, till the game shop owner who loved Wee couldn't take it and screamed "STOP POKING THE BODY! GO POKE DS".

K that was made up on the spot; sorry if any offense to people. Err today we had Shwimming. Hmm, right now L1R5 11; English got 2. Yea K till then.